I was chatting on The Twitter with my good friends Emma and Eric, the other day, and we were saying how much we liked Dog Soldiers, and how much fun it was and how it’d be even funner still if we all watched it together. So they’re coming over here tomorrow and we’re going to watch this shit out of this thing. We’ll be chatting throughout (down there in the comments section) if you’re at all interested.
Get your hot dogs in the griddle pan, pop your popcorn and crack open a beer. We’re watching Dog Soldiers. #meguts!
And beware, our ramblings will definitely contain massive SPOILERS.
POST SCRIPT:
So, we just finished up, the evidence can be found below. I had a load of fun, and have a new appreciation for this film. It’s original and funny with great characters you can really get behind, and there’s some BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS dialogue. Thanks a bajillion to my friends Emma and Eric for taking the time to visit this evening, and for sticking with it despite the technical difficulties.
My score for Dog Soldiers: 8/10
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Can this be recorded. I have never seen this movie but I still would love to hear your thoughts on it. I can even add it as a special episode for Film Pasture later on
Vern! That’s a brilliant idea but I’ve got an hour to get home and sorted before we press play so I’m up against it! Maybe we could do another one on a different film?
I’m in the same boat as Laura but we should definitely do it again (goes without saying!) and record it 🙂
I’m SO excited for tonight’s viewing!!!!!!
(and Sunday’s recording Verny!)
ME GUTS COOP!!! Great job Laura thanks :)))
I can’t wait for this, I love Dog a Soldiers. And three of my favourite bloggers discussing it is even better.
Oh you!!!!!!!
😀
I’m speaking the truth.
Aw shucks! You know you’re my blogging brother for life! #peaches #velvet
And don’t you forget it. I know deep down you love a peachy bum.
Lol 🙂
I know it’s true.
You’re obsessed!!!!
Maybe it’s true…. 🙂
I knew it.
You did!
When does the commentary on Dog Soldiers begin?
1hr 20 minutes…
I’m excited, can we drop comments in or not?
You ARE keen! Why not?
I may drop a few in when you’ve finished the commentary. I don’t want to interrupt your flow.
Keen AND thoughtful!
You are three of my favourite bloggers, I don’t wanna step on anyone’s toes.
18.30 🙂
I look forward to it.
41 minutes!!!!
8 minutes!!! 480 seconds!!
[Squeeeeeee] That’s my excited noise, by the way. Nearly time…
I’ve got my headphones on!
I’m here!!!
Is it go time????
OK, if you guys are ready… let’s go!
pressing play!
It looks like one of those public information films
Right, opening credits. My 1p DVD seems ok so far
Are these two going to bone? I forget…
Scotland!
Does that answer your question #noboning
They need to throw a bone!
#noboning for him
Ser Davos!
Davos aka Lucifer
Yeah, he’s already a shit, here
Coop!
Deeds no words!
No beard!
Looks weird, huh?
Ye failed yeself!
They have this scene so we hate that guy straight away! Shoot a dog? F*ck off!
No further character exposition or backstory required. What a fuck!
He’s a prick! Straight forward. I like it.
Now this bit looks like an army recruitment advert
Haha! BE THE BEST
Ahahahahahahaha!
“Gratuitous violence” – this sounds promising.
I love a bit of gratuitous violence, me
Stop going on about the football mate!
I’ve pressed play mofos and I forgot how mofo’ing grainy this film was! Not bothered though, love a bit of grain.
It’s soooo grainy! All part of the low budget charm
I do love it!!!
Don’t shoot the fucking dog! FFS!
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Coop’s a good to honest bloke!
Except when he’s doing the heroine with Ewan McGreggor
OMG that’s the guy that gets HIV isn’t it?!!! Is it?!!
He chokes on his on vomit and dies. Watched it last night!
Was he the guy who made the sex tape???
Me guts, Coop!!!
Aaaaaargh! #guts
#seanpertwee !!
Fuckin’ ‘ell you shlags etc
you Tosser!!
LOL can’t fucking wait for that bit!
“Plonker”! Love it! Underused put down.
“button it Private parts” lol!
“Private parts”, excellent indeed!
Is that all Davos is in this? I forget?
Oh no, we see him again
I thought so —
“Twatter!”
Glory Boys and Full on Fuckwits
#scrambledbollocks
Ouch
#boiledeggs
Pen does not like that…
Which?
#scrambledbollocks
Football again!
Lol!!!!!
I read the comments on Amazon yesterday and there’s a whole bit about wanting subtitles because of the thick Scottish accents. Lollingtons!
HA!!
#escapedlunatic
Don’t listen ei #spiderwomen
LOL!! I think you’re about a minute ahead of me… #spiderwomen
Paused!
hit play! #asstattoo
Where’s this story going? #deep
Poor old Eddie…
Where’s Ems? On a different comment?
Go to the post and scroll to the bottom…
And…play
No one wants to scoop his mate up with a shovel…
For some reason I can’t reply to you (ahhh!) so I’m typing here.
I’m enjoying the tough lads talk.
OK, new thread…?
If that suits! (sorry guys)
Flying steak!!!!!
Hmm…steak…
Are we all on the same thread now??
Yes!!!! Thank you.
Things are getting eerie……
I’m having comment problems 😦 I keep getting thrown off the thread it’s strange. I just can’t reply! GRRRRRRR. Keep watching guys, sorry!!!!!!
i see this!!
Brilliant can we just exchange a few more to be sure.
I think we should go back a few minutes so we can revisit Me Guts!
Definitely!
YES!!! That’s exactly what I said on twatter. Great minds! Shall we go back to the Tucker and Dale moment?
YES!
I rewound to 29:26 and have it paused
I see you but where are you? I feel like the mum in Poltergeist, talking to Carolanne through the TV!
Haha! I swear my comments are still not showing on the thread but they seem to be working in the notifications….for now.
Her voice!!! I can hear it now “Carolanne!” ha ha ha 🙂
I see you. you’re right there [channelling ma’ Freeling]
I’m going to start a new thread at the bottom, this is confusing! Come and join me…
“Go to the light Carolanne!”
This is awful, I feel terrible! Sorry guys. I’ve never had anything like this happen before, just can’t believe it now. Okay see you at the bottom 🙂
GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
These guys a re pretty smart so far, surprisingly
GUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“where are the bodies?”
There’s one!
Chin the bitch!
Fuck the dog killer! Fuck HIM!
Do you think there was only supposed to be one?
There can be only one!
Button it, Spoon!
Spoonie!
Did Emma get lost again?
I was just going to ask….??
Maybe she’s fucking with her laptop…?
Oh yeah, fucking laptop.
She’s missing the BEST BIT!!!
What an utter plank!
Do you think the makers of Tucke & Dale have seen this?
“Fuckin’ shift it”. I LOVE the dialogue.
Usually people in horror movies are stereotypically dumb!
Sorry to be SUCH a pain (me guts!) but I can’t comment at the moment. It’s all very strange! I just can’t reply. Please keep watching!
testing testing 1 2 3
I see you! Try again before we resume, just to be sure it’s ok…
Hi Clam!!!
OK, so I’m at 27:34. OK to start from there?
And…play…
Just coming up to 27 mins
And that was the Tucker and Dale moment
Lol! I’m just enjoying this bit of gore!
That’s a lot of guts.
“My guts are out, Coop!” “Of course they’ll fit”
Uncomfortable!!! ME GUTS COOP! What a hero though!
Isn’t he?! Cooooooop!
“Shove your orders up your arse”.
I LOVE THIS DIALOGUE!
It’s brilliant!!!! I fucking love it!!!!!!!! THE LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want them all to survive. Except the dog killer, he can get fucked.
He’s an arse. No coming back from that.
You’re not wrong!
Ahhh hello cute doggy!
The guts!
Ah yes……you’re shit out of luck Sarge!
Shit out of guts!
That was fucking brilliant!!!!!! I love a pun so much!!!! #shitoutofgutscoop
Ah, why thank you [bows]
It really made me laugh!
That horrible bloke having a go at the dog!! Leave all the bloody dogs alone!
Bruce!
Nooooooooooooo!
Werewolf POV is a nice touch
Definitely! It’s quite an original werewolf movie really, even the way they look
They’re fookin’ massive!
Should have checked on Tripadvisor first!
Lollingtons!
Tension!!!
I like the ‘cabin in the woods’ thing, too.
You’re right! What a classic setting 🙂 even the “broth boiling on the hob” haha!
They’ve thought of everything
My guts! My guts!
COOOOOOOP!
Eurgh, fuck it!
This movie is GREAT!
Loving it! Emma’s right, it is an original take on the werewolf business, not easy after so many versions of the myth.
FANTASTIC-O!
That collie better not fucking die, though.
Someone tape in Sarge’s guts!!
#NHS
I’m not getting a notification on your comments : (
Me or Emma?
Emma
The dog has me guts, Coop!!!
That was so gross
#puke
I’m glad it’s not just me. There is something fishy going on.
What the hell?!
Someone puked on Davos!!
I’m not so sure they should trust this bitch !!!
She knows too much
She said “drink tea” with sarcasm and disdain. ALARM BELLS!!
Superglue and whiskey!
Er yeah I’m a bit busy at the minute love!
Drunk Pertwee
Keeping up his spirits! In the face of adversity. MASSIVE adversity lol
Tooled up to the nines !
Davos looks a bit green around the gills
What a villain this guy is!!!
What a pint of rancid shit!
Torture him!
Sounds like a plan to me
Yeah the wolves POV is really cool!!
Come on boys!
Never stand with your back to the window. Durrrrr!
First rule in the book!
“cheers mate” haha! Love this movie!!!!
“Dogs, more like pussies.” What a twat!
He certainly got his comeuppance for that one liner!!!!
Fucking hell Coop is unstoppable!
Clam!! Do you glue people’s guts together out there??
Only on special occasions!!!!
So if I come see you and my guts are out, you can glue them back in????
Well yeah I guess! But you know don’t tell everyone they’ll all be wanting that shit!
Got it, Clam!!
Ha ha ha 🙂
Are you having fun??
Yes! What a one liner that was!
Dogs? More like pussies!
And he regretted that one!
What a donut!
I haven’t heard “pissed on my chips” for ages ha ha ha!
I haven’t heard “snuff it” for ages!
This dialogue really is great!!!!
SCHLOOP!
Ooh she’s being a suspicious sally!
Am I the only one who’s always surprised by how many people in films can hot-wire cars?
Ha ha! So convenient!!
Piece if Piss!!
Have we lost laura?
I’m here, can you hear me?!
I haven’t heard from you since the “real effects” thing – I didn’t know if you petered out on me : )
Shit, I’m chatting away over here!
It’s like there’s three threads at once. Maybe this is how string theory works….
Gah!!!
Megan has some low hanging torpedoes if you know what I mean…
Boogies?
Is that what they call them over there??
I thought you called them boogers?
ermmmmmmmmm – I normally just call them boobs…..
Oooooooh! #crossedwires
#lowhangingtorpedoes
#lowhangingcrossedwires
#boogies
#pinchoneoff
I seem to be in two threads with each of you
I’m so confused, I’m like my nan trying to use facebonk
I thought myspace was the new fangled craze these days?
It’s like the car in Titanic but blood instead of a smutty hand.
The Titanic car was the really gross one. Is http://isaacspictureconclusions.com/ here?
I have no idea what’s going on. I’m enjoying it though!
Hurrah!
He is SO fucking annoying!!!!!
“You can’t get over the dog, can you?” Dick.
Eurgh I hate him. He’d make a good drag queen I think though.
Maybe not now!
“Fetch!” ha ha!
I know this is so weird….
Not really the time for piano practice. Stay in the zone!
What’s she playing at?
Exactly! And they need to kill the stupid low rent annoying wannabe Bond villain.
I wouldn’t think that was the best time for a musical interlude…
She was having a laugh!
Davos needs to lighten up!
Pertwee standing there giving it large with his guts all glued!!!!!!
Double. Hard. Bastard.
Bloody love him!!
Swoon!
The serious chat!
Look at my acting range!
……leading to the BIG finale!
He’s one tough mother fucker, guts in or out!
He’s not over the moon about this is he! (boom boom)
Basil Brush eat your heart out ; )
Haha! “roast their bollocks off”
Mmm tasty
Out in the wilderness, you never know! No Golden Arches 😦
Ha! Bleurgh!
Yeah? And do you think he chose to have his guts pulled out?!!! No!
He’s in the carsey!
The carsey hahaha! this bit is pretty tense 🙂
The boyfriend just got home “err, what is this?”
Hahaha!! Love it!!! “well….”
He’s sucked in! This rarely happens.
I know just what you mean. Mine is the same and it’s so nice when he does actually enjoy something! You better let him know the secret password (me guts coop!)
Me guuuuuutssssss Cooooooop!
Bit of a bummer!
Is Coop the final girl?
Or Sarge.
Shit, do you even remember that?
I forgot he started turning!!
Sarge is in some deep shit!
Things are actually worse than when he was superglued!!!!!
Who’d have thought his day would go downhill from there?
This bitch is pissing me off!
Not for long…
Thank goodness, she was a whingy, smug bitch!
Stabbing
Fist fighting a werewolf. LEGEND.
She’s about lo lay down the serious as fuck bomb….
Some tense and scary action man!!!
Poor Spoon has been reduced to guts…
He was so bloody brilliant!
I’m sad for the loss of Spoon.
But all hail Sarge!
Sarge!!! We love you!
There is no more Spoon, there is only guts.
Fist fight!!!
Have you ever seen a movie called “Jimmy Tupper vs the Goatman of Bowie”?
http://isaacspictureconclusions.com/2014/09/09/jimmy-tupper-vs-the-goatman-of-bowie-2010/
Err…no!
BRB – It must pee.
He needed way too much glue.
Not enough glue in the whole of the pound shop for that one
Not even the huge Pound World ones? No you’re right. RIP Spoon! And Sarge!
That newspaper article was hilarious!
DRAMATIC ENDING TIME!
DRAMATIC MUSIC!
Dog revenge!
#haveyoulickedyourownballsyet
NASTY teeth sword thing!!!
Nails down a chalkboard
That was really really good!!!!
Shit yeah! You’re not wrong. I’m glad it was as good as I remember. If anything, better because of the awesome dialogue.
Definitely!! I felt I appreciated that even more watching it tonight. The bunch of lads are great, the dialogue fantastic!!
Kersplat!!!
I’ll be right back to finish up – I have to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#holdingitin
LOL – I have been!!!!
#piss
Pretty mental way to be woken up!!!!
That’s the least he deserves, dog killer.
“My name is Megan” she says with disdain.
Why is she so disgusted by her own name?
Maybe she’s on her “Woman’s Time”…
Woman’s guts, Coop!
“Hit me, you fucking pussy!!!!!”
He’s a double hard bastard
We make ahr stahnd ‘ere, we make it now!
I’m warning you, Cooper!
#shoveitupyourass
This film is eminently quotable and I love it!
I love the Scottish accent – when I can understand it!
Geordie can be a tough one too #geordiespoon
#teamspoon
I’m loving the real effects. I wish more films had real effects now.
I think this is the money shot coming up, right?
#sausages
Are we rolling? Are we on the same page?
Yep!
Good!
Too bad we’re not drinking every time they used to word bollocks we’d be smashed…
Or Coop
Is this Spoon’s last stand????
May he rest in peace (amen)
Here’s lies Spoon Eternally Beloved
#ihopeigiveyoutheshits
Best final words ever.
Or fuck.
or “take the piss”
Quick! Reply to this so this post is in my notifications! 🙂
Wanker!
Oh! Hey! Guys! This looks like it was fun but I reviewed this once and didn’t totally love the shit out of it so I think Eric yelled at me…. 😉
I probably did….
Very likely! You usually do… :-p
I’m a mean son of a bitch…
I know. And a giant. 😦
: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
I’ll check it out. I liked it originally, but I like it even more now, I didn’t realise how funny the dialogue was, and I love real effects so that’s good too.
I wouldn’t think it’d be your cup of tea.
Oh, I didn’t hate it. 🙂 Was just a little bored…
What the?! You’re weeeeeeird : )
Yes. But weird people are the BEST! 😉
You’re the BEST!
Aww. Thanks! You are too!!! 🙂
Huh?
Thanks! Lol 🙂
(Am I the only one who does everything within the iPhone app…???) 😉
I’m an Android
I’m off to bed, people! Glad you had fun watching the movie. 🙂
Night!
Ladies, this was A FUCKING BLAST!!! You two are THE BEST!!!!!!!
No, you! You guys are awesome and I love you, that was great and now whenever I watch Dog Soldiers I’ll think of your awesomeness xxx
EXACTLY!!!!!
#megutsforever
Next time at Emma’s place?
XXX
Yes! I’m in! #emmasplace
I can’t wait!!!!!
X X X
That was SO MUCH fun!!!!!!!!!!!! Can’t wait for next time you pair of legendary legends xxxxxxxxx
You guys are the best, loved reading through your thoughts.
Thanks Vinster 🙂
The pleasure is all mine.
Vinniiiiiiiiiiie! Thanks so much, that’s really nice of you to say. We had a great time, I’m glad that came across.
I could feel your enthusiasm. It’s good to hear from you.
Reblogged this on and commented:
This was A LOT of fun! Dog Soldiers with Laura and Eric!!
Reblogged this on Isaacs Picture Conclusions and commented:
Hi again!! Speaking of Shitfest Socials – here is a perfect example of what I’m talking about – although this movie was THE shit!!! Forever thanks to the legendary Laura and Emma for watching Dog Soldiers with me!! This was a fucking blast!!
This is such a great idea and it’s obvious that you had fun doing it. Great idea and hilarious execution. Love you guys!
Ah, thanks Mel! It was fun, and a good film, to boot.
Just think – we’re doing it again next Wednesday and you said you’d be there!!!!!
For Shitfest, right? Of course I’ll be there! I’m so amped!
You know it!!
Such an awesome idea!! I’ve gotta see this movie!
Wow guys, good job, this was epic.
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