Lucy
Remember when Luc Beson was awesome? Remember Leon? One of the BEST FILMS ever made. Well, Lucy is a long way from that. The basic premise for anyone who hasn’t […]
Category Archives: Action
Real Steel
In the near future boxing, as we know it, will be a thing of the past. Instead we’ll have robot boxing. Yep. Robot. Boxing. Hugh Jackman (ah, lovely Hugh) stars […]
Oldboy (2013)
No, no, no, no, no! This is even worse than I feared. Not only is this OBVIOUSLY terrible, it’s also HILARIOUSLY terrible. What a blow. Oldboy tells the story of […]
Monuments Men
Basically, Ocean’s Eleven save some art from the Nazis. You want more detail? George Clooney blah blah, Matt Damon, hot French guy from the Artist blah blah, posh bloke from Downton. Curious […]
Alone in the Dark
Summer Shitfest is in full swing and I couldn’t be happier, because it gives me a reason to watch shitty films (at any other time of the year, this is […]
Doghouse
Oh, Danny Dyer. What can I say? You really have carved out an impressive niche for yourself, as the go to guy for any Brit flick requiring an obnoxious cockney twat. […]
War Horse
War Horse is a 146 minute exercise in emotional manipulation, which focuses on a gormless boy who enlists to serve in WWI, when his beloved horse is sold to the army. […]
Pacific Rim
[sigh] Where to start with Pacific Rim? Guillermo del Toro, the director who brought us the outstanding Pan’s Labyrinth? Idris Elba, the star of the top-notch BBC series, Luther? How about […]
Hansel and Gretal: Witch Hunters
Hansel and Gretal: Witch Hunters was a truly dreadful waste of 88 minutes of my life. I’d already heard bad things before watching, so I had low expectations, but I was unprepared […]
First Blood
Why didn’t anyone tell me Rambo was so good? Admittedly, being a girl, I’m probably not part of the core target audience, but this was good! First Blood or Rambo: First […]
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